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I was staring at the sky & I felt dizzy & since then I have an obsession with this kind of art. I will be posting only pictures like this from now on. first it was spherically-shaped-head-people, now it is this. Sorry!

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Shower like a Woman/Man

Shower like a Woman/Man
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according tolights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
you see your husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror–make
mental note?must do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,leg
cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.

7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint
conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave
on hair for fifteen minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
for ten minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa
Cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure
that it has all come off).

11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini
area but decide to get it waxed instead.

12. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the
toilet and you lose the water pressure.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with Tilex.

15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second
towel.

16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit,
tweeze hairs.

17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
towel on head.

18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend
an hour and a half getting dressed.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife
along the way, shake wiener at her making the
“woo-woo” sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck
in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the
size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your
ass.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t
use one).

6. Wash your face.

7. Wash your armpits.

8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water
just rinse it off.

9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the
shower.

10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates
and surrounding area.

11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
on the soap bar.

12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).

13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in
the mirror again.

15. Pee (in the shower).

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to
notice water on the floor because you left the curtain
hanging out of the tub the whole time.

17. Partially dry off.

18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
Admire wiener size again.

19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the
floor.

20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your
waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel,
shake wiener at her, and make the “woo-woo” sound
again.

22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to
get dressed again

EXILE Pure

That’s My Mommy

Coldplay–Fix You, Viva La Vida

When it comes to beautiful music, nothing comes close to Coldplay.

Are you a Psycho?

Are you a Psycho ?????

This is a genuine psychological test.

It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy she was searching for that she fell in love with him right then and there but never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few! days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Give this some thought for a while before you check the answer.

 

 

 


Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
914 arrested serial killers took part in this test and 904 answered it correctly.

If you didn’t answer correctly – good for you.
If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.

“The World of Golden Eggs”